you asked me for directions and i think it was blindingly obvious you were a lesbian. quite frankly i don't usually do those sorts of things, but i've had a few pints tonight and i can't get your face out of my mind. it's been since college since i've fooled around with a girl and for some reason i'm in the mood!

you were carrying topshop bags and generally looking totally lost. you had short hair and hoop earings. hi!